ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever
i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post
Vuelvo a subir las versiones corregidas, por las prisas me había comido una ‘C’ en ARCTIC MONKEYS, lo peor que puede pasar.
Arctic Monkeys - GTA IV Version - Suck it and See
Arctic Monkeys - GTA V Version - AM (‘One for the Road’ Edition)